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I’ll have a holiday, the color, of the interior of a Dodge Caravan
I’ll greet the season, with the color, of everyone’s most infrequently-used crayon
It’s the color of a shirt, worn by Indiana Jones
And under that gravy it’s the color of your biscuits
I think I’m gonna have a beige, beige Christmas

I’ll have a Hanukkah, the color, of a dromedary camel
I’ll have a Kwanzaa, that’s the color, of my faded tooth enamel
It’s the color of a phone in a small-town sheriff’s office
And the walls at the twenty-four-hour fitness
It’s working out to be a beige, beige Christmas

[Whistling Solo]

You’ll call it ecru, call it unbleached silk, desert sand or call it khaki,
Call it Tuscan, buff, oatmeal or fawn, or cream, or cosmic latte,
Like the hundred-dollar bill, of your Monopoly money
Or the health-department’s pH-test-failing litmus,
It’s looking sure to be a beige, beige Christmas

It’s the color of your soul, when you’ve given up all hope
When maybe once upon a time you were ambitious
I guarantee I’ll have a beige, beige Christmas
I guarantee I’ll have a beige, beige Christmas

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from PP 026: The Big CD Little CD, released October 7, 2022

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Amazin' music of sundry and innumerable styles based in, but by no means limited to, the heartland of America.

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